Twenty-one years in development. Filed, aged, and finally cleared for release by the Beefburger Loyalty Accord's Office of Sauce Affairs. This is the Reserve Sauce.
Witness the SauceSmoked low for eleven hours by a man named Steve who takes it very personally.
Vine-ripened, then aged well past what most food safety boards consider reasonable.
Legal has asked us not to name it. It knows what it did.
A quiet tribute to the loyal, the patient, and the mathematically inclined.
Twenty-one years of Sauce Units, eleven months of paperwork, and one extremely serious man named Gerald. This is what all of it was for.
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